@LeftoverBeefcake you are a freaking ROCK STAR!
I am loving this so much. If this whole project fails, however, I do worry about the content found on said site. Hah!
I believe I still have the PHP test files... somewhere... I'll try to dig them up this weekend and post em to my Github: https://github.com/leftoverbeefcake - as for notes, it's pretty much all in this thread. My problem was mainly dealing with the Google Calendar API and figuring out how to enable other people to use their own Google Calendar data so they can convert it and download it to their Amigas. I'm sure they don't want to see my Google Calendar items.